What is a sleeping brain’s favorite musical group (rock band)? REM.
What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street? It gives a brain wave.
What do neurons use to talk to each other? A cellular phone.
What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married? Carried it over the threshold.
If some of Fred Flintstone’s neurotransmitters could talk, what would they say? “GABA-daba-doo!”
Why does the spinal cord belong in the brass section of an orchestra? Because it has dorsal and ventral horns.
What do you call a skull without 1 billion neurons? A no-brainer.
What happens when a neurotransmitter falls in love with a receptor? You get a binding relationship.
What do you call a group of brains who form a signing group? A glia club.
What does a neuroscientist order at a bar? A spiked drink.